The Five On It • Chicago Guide

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01
The DrifterBelow a fire-surviving tavern, your drink comes on a tarot card.
02
BordelBehind a restaurant, a velvet cabaret that isn't a bordello.
03
The Milk RoomEight seats, rare vintage spirits, a two-hour journey.
04
Nine BarThrough a takeout counter's 'kitchen door' into neon.
05
The Blind BarberGet a 'haircut', find a bar and a dance floor out back.
The first of five · a first taste
Down the Stairs at the Green Door Tavern

Beneath the Green Door Tavern, one of the only wooden buildings to survive the Great Chicago Fire, and a real Prohibition-era speakeasy in its day, a staircase leads down to The Drifter, a low, atmospheric basement…

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There's no menu, cocktails come from a rotating deck of custom tarot cards, each card a different drink. You draw, or describe what you like and let the bartender deal you something.

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Generally walk-in, which makes it the flexible one on this list, but weekend nights and show nights get busy, check their calendar and go earlier for a seat.

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Step in for a set and you're standing in the city's speakeasy history, unchanged.

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